The Mighty Tasty Art Bell Parody Pages have been discontinued by their creator (Here's the rest of his sites). They had a long run, and they will be missed greatly. If this angers you in some way, you can lick my nutsack.
If that doesn't sound appealing, feel free to view the rest of the site.
skepticult.org: better than licking nutsacks. Guaranteed.
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Fearless Leader